1) Two Ants were walking on a Road when they saw
one Elephant coming from the opposite side.
One Ant tells another ant. 'Let's go and beat him up'.
Q. What did the other ant reply?.
Ans. "No forget it yaar, he is alone"
One Ant tells another ant. 'Let's go and beat him up'.
Q. What did the other ant reply?.
Ans. "No forget it yaar, he is alone"
The hubby replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life."
3) Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter....
First Woman : "My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me.
Second Woman : "I know..."
First Woman : "How?"
Second Woman : "My dog told me."
"Need some help?" a secretary, walking by, asked.
"Yes," he replied, "how does this thing work?"
"Simple," she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder.
"Thanks, but from where do the copies come out?"
sent to us by
Miss Reena Malik (India)
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